I’m not sure if they just assumed I wouldn’t want to come to the party because it will be a lot of children, but ...

Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips.

GENTLE READER: It depends where the alarm goes off. If it goes off in the car, it will annoy your husband, but is not, ...