Football has never been knocked off top spot as the favourite soap opera of the masses, or opiate depending on who you’re reading, since its rise to prominence over the course of the 20th century.

In the 43rd minute, Nico dribbled past two defenders and whipped in a cross that was deflected and fell to Maroan Sannadi for an easy tap-in. He won't get credit for an assist but he basically created that goal.