During a recent Senate hearing, Louisiana Rep. Sen. John Kennedy stood next to an image of an alien and warned that eating radioactive shrimp could result in consumers looking like the alien. The ...
Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Senator John Kennedy (R-Crayfish), who sounds like an AI ...
"It doesn’t take long to learn that to survive you need to have a big heart, a lot of wind and very thick skin" - Sen. John ...