Let me start out with a spoiler: "Piranha 3D" is awful. If you bought a ticket thinking you were going to see a good horror movie, either you didn't see the ads, or you missed the movie's "For Your ...
Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly "Piranha 3D" is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.
I had no desire to see Piranha 3D. Now, had someone told me it was Piranha 3-Double D, I would’ve considered it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not some perv, but the novelty of seeing breasts in 3D would’ve ...
15 years ago, the schlocky and brutal horror remake Piranha 3D bowed theatrically. The film is a campy exercise in bad taste that manages to be horrifying and hilarious in equal parts. The kills are ...
As the unending debate of “Greatest Horror Remakes” wages on, Alexandre Aja’s tearin’-flesh Piranha 3D continually rolls off my tongue. Maybe not #1, maybe not #3, but Aja’s “Lake Victoria” massacre ...
This article was originally on a blog post platform and may be missing photos, graphics or links. See About archive blog posts. “Piranha 3D,” out Friday, is set on “Lake Victoria” – a fictional ...
Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly "Piranha 3D" is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.
Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly "Piranha 3D" is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.