Last night at 2:17 AM, every child from Mrs. Gandy's class went missing.

They have the technology... they can rebuild her... and now they are! USA Network's script doctors are busy in the operating room stitching together an update of the The Bionic Woman, ABC's campy 1976 ...

It's been nearly 50 years since Lindsay Wagner, 76, played Jamie Sommers in The Bionic Woman, but she's still making an impact on pop culture and interacting with her fans.

Once upon a midnight dreary, when so many TV brainstorms occur, a producer latched upon the notion of exhuming the Bionic Woman from her video grave and trotting her around the track one more time.